ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world
what are they harvesting?????
no one knows where it ends
how it may come tumbling down
but i’m here with you now
i’m with you now
When people I really care about mention for the first time that I’m one of their best friends
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne...
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